'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'
Cabbage Cultivator Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who's passionate about growing cabbages? Our collection offers playful and charming products designed to bring joy to their gardening routines. Whether it's for a seasoned gardener or a new cabbage enthusiast, our items add a touch of humor and personality to their green space. Ideal for anyone who finds happiness in cultivating leafy greens, these gifts are a delightful way to celebrate their love for horticulture and create memorable moments in the garden.
'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'
"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"
'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!
Allotment
Blue sky thinking
"I'm rooting for the carrots."
'We found you in a cabbage!'
Network Extending from Buttonhole
'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'
"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."
"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."
Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage
You will always find a spot to garden
September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.
'I'm sorry, Bennett; but we gave the job to O'Toole. You have the know-how, but he had the know-who.'
"What are you growing?"
"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."
'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'
"I think I'm making progress. One of them asked a follow-up question today."
"Here are all of my dependents."
Latinos in the USA
"Gonna be a good crop this year."
Organic Salad
Another episode of History Revealed!
"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?"
Famous Side Dish Trials. The Cabbage Case. Now, tell the jury what happened after the chef pulled out his knife …. (Sob) It was a SLAWter!
"You said gardening would be duck soup. This is vegetable soup."
It had been ten years since she kicked him out, but now that he was returning as a business owner, he hoped things would be different.
Carrot reading.
Hair Raising
'I've done it, Igor, I've done it! A pest-resistant cabbage!'
"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"
'This is all your fault, you stinky vegetable!'
'No, this doesn't make up for canceling my vacation!'
Cabbage Cultivator Gifts Collection
Cabbage Cultivator Mugs
Explore our delightful collection of mugs perfect for cabbage cultivators who love a good laugh during their morning coffee.
Cabbage Cultivator Pillows
Add a touch of humor to their home or garden seating with our playful cabbage-themed pillows.
Cabbage Cultivator Prints
Beautify their gardening corner or kitchen with vibrant prints celebrating the joy of cabbage cultivation.
Cabbage Cultivator T-Shirts
Discover witty and charming t-shirts designed for cabbage lovers and green thumb enthusiasts alike.