Veggie Cultivator Gifts

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Allotment

Blue sky thinking

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

You will always find a spot to garden

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

Night of the Living Veg

'This morning I was the second largest pumpkin at the State Fair...'

'Their main complaint seems to be the brussel sprouts.'

Latinos in the USA

Organic Salad

'My mom's planting broccoli and squash. I'm planting popcorn and jelly beans.'

You're not selling those silly upside-down tomato contraptions? I confess. They're fun! Fun? They're an affront to mother nature and common sense. A $3 seed packet grows enough for five families. Why sell over-priced fads? Mother nature never offered to pay my rent.

"Gonna be a good crop this year."

'...Think we should lay off the genetically modified carrots?'

"Juding by your expression, your mom made kale for dinner."

Science FAir. Vegetable Growth Rate. The winning entry studied how fast vegetables grow. "Clock the beet."

The Many Moods of Produce: Bitter Melon, Passion Fruit, Sour Cherries, Sweet Potato.

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

"You said gardening would be duck soup. This is vegetable soup."