Veggie Cultivator Pillows

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Allotment

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Blue sky thinking

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

You will always find a spot to garden

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

Night of the Living Veg

'This morning I was the second largest pumpkin at the State Fair...'

'Their main complaint seems to be the brussel sprouts.'

Latinos in the USA

'...Think we should lay off the genetically modified carrots?'

Organic Salad

"Gonna be a good crop this year."

"Juding by your expression, your mom made kale for dinner."

'My mom's planting broccoli and squash. I'm planting popcorn and jelly beans.'

The Many Moods of Produce: Bitter Melon, Passion Fruit, Sour Cherries, Sweet Potato.

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

"You said gardening would be duck soup. This is vegetable soup."

"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?"