Veggie Grower Pillows

Sign on door of gardening company: Digging up some lunch.

Cabbage, Lettuce, Beard.

'My mom's planting broccoli and squash. I'm planting popcorn and jelly beans.'

Birds laughing at a scarecrow.

Prize vegetables.

baby sweetcorn...

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Allotment

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Steamed vegetables."

See you at the farmers market!

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Planting veggies

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"Relax. They're just crows."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.