Organic Veggie Grower Pillows

'I'll bet that all the money they save on vegetables they put right back into chiropractors.'

Prize vegetables.

The Environmentalist

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Allotment

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"Steamed vegetables."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

Show and Tell.

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'Go on - they're organic!'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'Fresh eggs!'