Cabbage Enthusiast Pillows

It had been ten years since she kicked him out, but now that he was returning as a business owner, he hoped things would be different.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

See you at the farmers market!

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"They’re real."

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Milking the Cow.

Okay, dig that one up!

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'Shuck me.'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

300 cows in a field...grazing!

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

The worm that churned!