Cabbage Enthusiasts Pillows

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

See you at the farmers market!

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

Pea

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'Needs more kale.'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

Cow Pollen

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

"Albino broccoli mum!"

Roasted Peppers

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

Peas on Earth.

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'