Cabbage Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

See you at the farmers market!

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

Pea

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'Needs more kale.'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

Roasted Peppers

"Albino broccoli mum!"

Peas on Earth.

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

Cow Pollen

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

'Not here, Fred.'