Cabbage Connoisseur T-Shirts

'I've done it, Igor, I've done it! A pest-resistant cabbage!'

'This is all your fault, you stinky vegetable!'

Another episode of History Revealed!

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"Regular service or affected?"

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'Malty tasking.'

Cereal Tasting.

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

Dave's Hamburger Shop

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"Fresh-raked leaves?"

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers

The bigger they are, the harder they fall, but then the turbulence gets you!

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."