Strawberry T-Shirts

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Just be yourself."

Apples for sale

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Garden.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

An old man growing berries

Apple Pie Abduction

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Plum jam...

"Believe me it's only an apple."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

End of Year Figs.

Apricots

"No. You turn over."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Lovers dressed as pears

"We have a favor to ask."

"Well, then - two apples a day."

"I like friut flies!"

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

'I'm collecting llama poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Banana

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

Oh you smoothie