Berries T-Shirts

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

''Boysenberry?!' ARH,Geezh,sorry Ma'am. I thought he said,'Poisonberry'!'

Summer Berries

"Just be yourself."

Apples for sale

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Ice Cream Dreams.

An old man growing berries

Apple Pie Abduction

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

Gooseberry Fool...

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Tree Passion

Peach flirting with a banana.

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

"Believe me it's only an apple."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'