Berries Pillows

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

''Boysenberry?!' ARH,Geezh,sorry Ma'am. I thought he said,'Poisonberry'!'

Summer Berries

"Just be yourself."

Apples for sale

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Ice Cream Dreams.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Gooseberry Fool...

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

An old man growing berries

Apple Pie Abduction

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Peach flirting with a banana.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Tree Passion

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'