Berry Hunting Buff Pillows

The search for cranberries...

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

An old man growing berries

Pointing.

Do you have anything bigger?

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Baby squirrel & Berries

Songbird.

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

"I'm in disguise."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'That's not a neat trick-he doesn't know how to swim.'

Hazards of mouse painting

Bird Watching with Binoculars

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'Rhea of the Year.'

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

Man and bird

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

'I'm collecting llama poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Dessert

"Tia Carmen, strawberries can lessen the risk of developing complications from diabetes!"

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

'Could you recommend a fruit that works for lawyers?'

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."