Berry Curious Pillows

An old man growing berries

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

Punch Initials - O

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

"Tia Carmen, strawberries can lessen the risk of developing complications from diabetes!"

'Invasion of privacy.'

Dessert

"What happens if you get the headphones in the wrong ear?"

'This job will entail some traveling...most likely Pango Pango where you'll live, eat berries and answer the phone.'

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

"And it started out relatively harmless - pointless AI chats and some fake celebrity pornography..."

"Who remembers when food wasn't genetically modified?"

Person welcomes alien to Earth, and is consequently zapped.

Chinese man has apple land on his head - which inspires him to invent gunpowder.

"I don't need the glasses, I had 3D laser eye surgery."

Mobile.

'I can point, but I'm afraid to click!'

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

"Wild Blueberries"

Summer Berries

"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"

"The world's oldest profession?"

"Even here in Tibet?"