Berry Curious Prints

"Ever wonder if these are loaded with antioxidants?"

An old man growing berries

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

Baby squirrel & Berries

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

Punch Initials - O

Dessert

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

'Invasion of privacy.'

"Tia Carmen, strawberries can lessen the risk of developing complications from diabetes!"

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

'This job will entail some traveling...most likely Pango Pango where you'll live, eat berries and answer the phone.'

You will go on a trip.

"What happens if you get the headphones in the wrong ear?"

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

"And it started out relatively harmless - pointless AI chats and some fake celebrity pornography..."

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

Person welcomes alien to Earth, and is consequently zapped.

"I don't need the glasses, I had 3D laser eye surgery."

'I can point, but I'm afraid to click!'

Chinese man has apple land on his head - which inspires him to invent gunpowder.

"Who remembers when food wasn't genetically modified?"

"Wild Blueberries"

Mobile.

Summer Berries

"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"

'I'm going on a fact-finding mission at great personal risk to a land of strange beliefs and alarming rituals. It's called 'beyond the beltway.''

"Even here in Tibet?"