Bio Curious Pillows

Bringing up bacteria.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"Getting a Brazilian has been nothing like I expected."

I think we may have genetically overmodified the tomatoes.

'Invasion of privacy.'

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

Punch Initials - O

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

'Just how informal is this constitution?'

Launch command. How long will the launch of the satellite be delayed? It should be up and around in no time!

You will go on a trip.

"What happens if you get the headphones in the wrong ear?"

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

"I have come to a specific and definite conclusion about the Constitution: It's ok, I guess."

"Oh that's just a myth. It wasn't one extra straw that did this. It was a Steinway."

"And it started out relatively harmless - pointless AI chats and some fake celebrity pornography..."

Chinese man has apple land on his head - which inspires him to invent gunpowder.

"I don't need the glasses, I had 3D laser eye surgery."

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

'I can point, but I'm afraid to click!'

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

Mobile.

"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"

'I'm going on a fact-finding mission at great personal risk to a land of strange beliefs and alarming rituals. It's called 'beyond the beltway.''

Ill-fated genetics - bald headed beagle.

"The world's oldest profession?"

"Even here in Tibet?"

"...And then I forgot where I put my memory stick!"

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

'The central processing unit is on strike. How does one negoitate with a central processing unit?'