Bio Curious Pillows

Bringing up bacteria.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

Punch Initials - O

'Just how informal is this constitution?'

"Getting a Brazilian has been nothing like I expected."

'Invasion of privacy.'

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

"What happens if you get the headphones in the wrong ear?"

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

"I have come to a specific and definite conclusion about the Constitution: It's ok, I guess."

"And it started out relatively harmless - pointless AI chats and some fake celebrity pornography..."

"I don't need the glasses, I had 3D laser eye surgery."

"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

Mobile.

Chinese man has apple land on his head - which inspires him to invent gunpowder.

'I can point, but I'm afraid to click!'

Ill-fated genetics - bald headed beagle.

"The world's oldest profession?"

"Even here in Tibet?"

"Let me know when it's the twenty-fourth."

"It's another privacy injunction."

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."