Medical Curious Pillows

"Here, if you don't believe me, listen for yourself!"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Parts Department

Doctors

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Urology...can you hold?'

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

Anatomy.

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

"And now to check the patient's reflexes."

"This feels so familiar."

"Uh-Oh!"

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

"It appears you have a virus."