Medical Enthusiast Pillows

"It's your ear, nose, and throat."

Medical Examinations.

'Urology...can you hold?'

'I thought it might help if I listed my symptoms.'

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'Assuming I am a hypochondriac, couldn't that condition be brought on by a brain tumor?'

Little doctor.

'I'd like you to meet my husband - he's a laparoscopic surgeon.'

"Don't you have any regular doctors?"

'Isn't medical progress marvellous? If we'd been sat here a hundred years ago, we'd be dead by now!'

Dept. of Proctology - "Oh, yes I remember now..."

'In simple terms, bacterial infections can be treated with anti-biotics such as penicillin - whereas a virus is something yur computer gets.'

I'm afraid nurse Wilcox can't have a supportive caring chat with you until she's had the appropriate training.

'I think I know what you've got, but it'll take a specialist to pronounce it.'

'If the ECG isn't broken then we have problem'

'Why do you keep coming to these meetings, appendix? You have not contributed a damn thing since the Paleolithic!'

'Actually I'm a ?39,000-a-year 'Integrated Commissioning Manager' if you really must know.'

'It's simple - we take everything out and just put back the good stuff.'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

"I'm afraid minister that the consensus is that we might need even more than the novelty T-shirts and complementary key rings to sort the GP recruitment crisis."

"It's nothing to worry about. He just seems to be experiencing a growth spurt."

Doctor monitoring his own heart attack.

"It's the orthopedist's parts department. Your knees are in."

"The doctor won't be able to make it in today. He suggested you all start relying more on your own immune system."

"Rub this on everything."

'Actually, Mr. Van Gogh, we deal mostly with inner ear problems.'

"It's the lost of side effects that came with my medication."

'Let's see now...'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

Nothing like a Valentine from my boyfriend David... the cardiologist.

'I can't pull that thorn out of your paw until we do some X-rays and run a few tests...'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'You're wrong...this is brain surgery.'

'You have echolalia — it's very common among politicians.'

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'