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"It's OK, this is a teaching hospital. Some people just have to learn that the hard way."

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

M.D. Mrs. Hoskins is here to match wits with you regarding her symptoms.

"You're looking peaky, Doctor Henderson."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

Dancing Doctor

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'Relax, sir. He's a Border Colie - smartest of all breeds!'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Parts Department

Doctors Discussion

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

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Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

"Great news, Mr. Corrigan. That large, life-threatening lump we removed from your back turned out to be your lawyer."

'He specializes in funny bones.'

Doctors

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."