Genetics Curious Pillows

Ill-fated genetics - bald headed beagle.

'...run that by me again...I'm ADOPTED !?!'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

Mother: 'He has your eyes.'

'Happy New Ear!'

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is, in fact, a goat

"We want one that's genetically gifted but not genetically spoiled."

DNA Analysis

Reversibull: 'Well this is awkward.'

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

'It used to be a dairy farm, but now the milk produces therapeutic proteins, and the eggs contain antibiotics.'

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

'Professor Dinsmore talked about a major breakthrough in his cloning experiments!'

'Whale DNA was added to my embryo and now all I crave is plankton.'

Recombinant DNA Lab.

We can identify the genetic root of many problems... however your husbands being a long strak of water isn't one of them!

Designer Baby.

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

'Here's my DNA sequence.'

"Not much to look at, but it was a real bargain at the Gene Depot."

Novox Genlab: 'I don't know if we should call the world press or keep quiet?'