Genealogy Curious Pillows

Wife:'He has the Milkman's eyes.'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Several generations live together in Cuba

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

Welsh airport arrivals.

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

'He's got your nose.'

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree

Brilliance runs in my family, but in a zig-zag pattern.

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"Ma didn't want to leave out anyone."

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

The best time capsules are our children.

How Moms explain.

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'I've turned into my mother.'

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

'Nuts, nuts, nothing but nuts!' When Squirrels Search Their Family Trees.

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

"That's two days after you were born."

'I went online to check out my ancestry and I found that my dad, 10,000 times removed, was an amoeba!'

"Your genes may be responsible for your way to going but I'm thinking that the four cheeseburgers you may have for breakfast might be a factor."

'My husband's ancestors did come over on the Mayflower. The scraped them off the bottom of the boat.'

Antcestry.com

"Dad, are you absolutely sure I'm not adopted?"