Genealogy Buffs Pillows

"We've finished compiling each of your family trees."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

The First Fire Stick

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Several generations live together in Cuba

Sundial Time

Family DNA

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

Lord George brings news of the debate

The Evolution Of Man.

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Welsh airport arrivals.

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"