Genealogy Geeks Pillows

'I'll grant your next wish as soon as I finish researching my Genie-Ology.'

Children's Television Character Genealogy Service. Yes, Big Bird, it goes back several million years, but you are related to Barney the Dinosaur!

"A beautiful baby. Who does he take after?"

"Oh look, he has his Mother's eyes."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Einsteiners.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Several generations live together in Cuba

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

Family DNA

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Welsh airport arrivals.

Macbeth: Take Two

'He's got your nose.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"I've been genetically modified!"

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

Brilliance runs in my family, but in a zig-zag pattern.