Genealogy Lover Pillows

'I can't help it if I'm not a loveable type. It's genetic. I come from a long line of IRS agents.'

"Thanks for almost everything you've given me, Dad."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Servicemen.

Knight Golfing

Moses' Tablet

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Where was the TSA?'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Several generations live together in Cuba

"It is we."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

Family DNA

New Resident of Downing Street

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Nobody Upstages Trump!

Un ballo in maschera

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

'He's got your nose.'

Caption Contest TK

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

First case of obsessive compulsive disorder: Lady Macbeth