Family History Buff Pillows

An old woman measuring the decreasing height of an old man using a height chart

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

A pig sits in front of warthog painting.

'Oh, don't mind George. He visited one of those geneaology sites and discovered that he's descended from Casanova.'

"I hope you don't mind me saying but I think your husband might have got the wrong end of the stick about this tracing your ancestors thing."

"Your great-uncle Romero was a boxer. Do you know what happened to all eleven men he fought?"

'Gosh, Grandpa...I always thought you went to school with a bunch of old people.'

'He has my nose and Fred's postnasal drip.'

"It's lovely to see your father again. He hasn't changed a bit!"

'Lion tamer, apparently.'

'He's so lazy, he only traced his family tree back as far as himself!'

'That's my rich uncle. Dad calls him the branch bank of the family tree.'

'My husband's ancestors did come over on the Mayflower. The scraped them off the bottom of the boat.'

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"Lately, I've begun to understand - and forgive - my parents."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Several generations live together in Cuba

Family DNA

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Nobody Upstages Trump!

Changes at home

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."