Strawberry Shortcake Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Garden.

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Chocolate Shop

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Patissier

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Easter Egg Delivery

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

'Please tell me I'm adopted.'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

Shark with fish lollipops

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

The downside of the cupcake bed.

'I'm collecting llama poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"At the Christmas Artifacts Museum"

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

'Arctic Rolls are getting smaller.'

"It's the same experimental drug but now it's in a cupcake."

Baker Resembles Baked Goods

Even in his dessert choices he tended to be arbitrary and unilateral.

Flight Crew Holiday Treats

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

"Meals on Wheels"