Strawberry Shortcake Enthusiast Mugs

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Garden.

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Chocolate Shop

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Patissier

Easter Egg Delivery

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

'Please tell me I'm adopted.'

'I'm collecting llama poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"At the Christmas Artifacts Museum"

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

Shark with fish lollipops

The downside of the cupcake bed.

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

'Arctic Rolls are getting smaller.'

"It's the same experimental drug but now it's in a cupcake."

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

Flight Crew Holiday Treats

Magical box of chocolates.

"Meals on Wheels"

'Sorry - We don't serve food'

Even in his dessert choices he tended to be arbitrary and unilateral.