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"Gerald and I are partial to the odd strawberry, so if you can find time to plant some, that would be absolutely wonderful."

Plant Lady

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Garden.

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'I'm collecting llama poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"House red, sir?"

Sandwich snob.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Those are all my passwords."

'You're in trouble. Your confidential memo went toxic and so did that tuna salad.'

'We like to make full use of the space.'

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

'My old friend here, Hiro, is opening a chain of sushi bars exclusively for lawyers. It's called Sosumi.'

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

Cattle barons for world domination.

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

"Okay. Two Buffalo Burgers comin' right up"

"Set phazers to medium rare!"

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

'He's always trying to trick people into cheap labour.'

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

"Leave me alone. I'm resting my steak."

I don't know much about Tennis...

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

'Let me know when you're ready for the Great American tuna fish sandwich.'