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"Gerald and I are partial to the odd strawberry, so if you can find time to plant some, that would be absolutely wonderful."

Plant Lady

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Garden.

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'I'm collecting llama poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Sandwich snob.

"House red, sir?"

"Those are all my passwords."

'You're in trouble. Your confidential memo went toxic and so did that tuna salad.'

I'd like it sliced thin for sandwiches.

'We like to make full use of the space.'

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

Cattle barons for world domination.

'My old friend here, Hiro, is opening a chain of sushi bars exclusively for lawyers. It's called Sosumi.'

"Okay. Two Buffalo Burgers comin' right up"

"Set phazers to medium rare!"

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

'He's always trying to trick people into cheap labour.'

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

"Leave me alone. I'm resting my steak."

I don't know much about Tennis...

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."