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'I'm a chocoholic who's fallen off the wagon wheel.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Ninja bread men"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Our visit to the flan factory.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

His Her Cakes

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

Secret sweetie drawer...

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

Mouse with a cat cake.

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

Extra Rich Cream Cakes

'Therapy?'