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'I'm a chocoholic who's fallen off the wagon wheel.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Ninja bread men"

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Our visit to the flan factory.

His Her Cakes

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

Secret sweetie drawer...

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Mouse with a cat cake.

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

Extra Rich Cream Cakes

'Therapy?'

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'