Spinach Enthusiast Mugs

'I'm in a lot of trouble, but it's worth it. There's not enough dirt left to grow spinach.'

'It's caused by doing too many wrist curls, overindulging in spinach and... Excuse me. Everyone in here - stat - if you want to see an actual case of 'Popeye Syndrome'!'

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

"Sorry, Mr. Popeye, no Olympics for you. Y'know spinach is a performance enhancing drug."

I am what I am. Ain't no politician, political party, nor other group gonna change my plan. Your business is yours and mine is mine...don't make me break open a spinach can!"

Popeye in the maternity waiting room "It's a buoy"

Finish your spinach and claim a free laptop!

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Rage.

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Love is when you watch television together.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."