Spinach Hater Gifts

I hate spinach

(Cursing symbols)! Did I have a piece of spinach stuck to my tusk the whole date?

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'Do you call this spaghetti'

'It's caused by doing too many wrist curls, overindulging in spinach and... Excuse me. Everyone in here - stat - if you want to see an actual case of 'Popeye Syndrome'!'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

"Would you like to see today's liquidized menu?"

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

"If medical science wants to be really relevant, it would find a way to let me eat all the bacon I want!"

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

Finish your spinach and claim a free laptop!

'I'm in a lot of trouble, but it's worth it. There's not enough dirt left to grow spinach.'

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

'You wish, Timmy.'

'Keep arguing about eating you spinach and Mummy won't be able to guarantee your health and safety.'

"It's a no-pepperoni pizza-- a message of hope for all mankind."

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

'The pilgrim kids had corn pudding. We have pumpkin pie. I guess parents have always tried to pass vegetables off as dessert.'

"Sorry, Mr. Popeye, no Olympics for you. Y'know spinach is a performance enhancing drug."

Bacon Makes Everything Better/Raisins Make Everything Worse

"Mom, bear and I discussed it, and we decided that neither of us wants broccoli anymore, okay?"

Food Court. Hey, a "food court"! Let's go file a lawsuit about Brussels Sprouts!

Popeye in the maternity waiting room "It's a buoy"

I am what I am. Ain't no politician, political party, nor other group gonna change my plan. Your business is yours and mine is mine...don't make me break open a spinach can!"

"I made a new year's resolution to eat spinach. If I can't stand it, I'll give it up for Lent."

'Was it the spinach, or was Popeye on steroids?'

"I'm putting you on a skipping diet. . .Skip cakes and wine."

'And someone's been eating my dinner. But I notice they've left the bloody side-serving of sprouts!'

"We're ruined!"

"Have you thought about laying off the spinach for awhile?"

"Lay off the spinach."