Spinach Hater Pillows

I hate spinach

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'Do you call this spaghetti'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"Would you like to see today's liquidized menu?"

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

"If medical science wants to be really relevant, it would find a way to let me eat all the bacon I want!"

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

Finish your spinach and claim a free laptop!

'I'm in a lot of trouble, but it's worth it. There's not enough dirt left to grow spinach.'

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

"It's a no-pepperoni pizza-- a message of hope for all mankind."

'Keep arguing about eating you spinach and Mummy won't be able to guarantee your health and safety.'

'You wish, Timmy.'

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

'The pilgrim kids had corn pudding. We have pumpkin pie. I guess parents have always tried to pass vegetables off as dessert.'

Bacon Makes Everything Better/Raisins Make Everything Worse

"Mom, bear and I discussed it, and we decided that neither of us wants broccoli anymore, okay?"

Popeye in the maternity waiting room "It's a buoy"

"I made a new year's resolution to eat spinach. If I can't stand it, I'll give it up for Lent."

'Was it the spinach, or was Popeye on steroids?'

'And someone's been eating my dinner. But I notice they've left the bloody side-serving of sprouts!'

"I'm putting you on a skipping diet. . .Skip cakes and wine."

"Have you thought about laying off the spinach for awhile?"

"Lay off the spinach."

"No, I haven't heard that broccoli was on the endangered species list."

'Six hours of school, one hour of homework... I don't need letters in my soup!'