Little Snack Hater Pillows

"Where's a plague of locusts when you need one?"

Super Heroes.

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"Works every time."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'I would kill for a truffle.'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'What a Summer of Sport, eh?'

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

Greedy child

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

An everything bagel? You call this an everything bagel?

'Double cheeseburger, large drink, fries, apple pie, chocolate sundae and an antacid, please.'

Fresh hamsters on a stick.

"I just had a terrifying glimpse into our snack."

"My smarthome just sent me a text saying it's a mess, so it doesn't feel like having visitors right now."

'Boy! Did I get some bad news today! I found out french fries is a veg'table!'

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

"Aw. I thought you said Pizza tonight."

'The movie started 40 minutes ago.'

The creature from the CHEESE DIP LAGOON!

"Of course at this point, the egg salad went bad in the sandwich machine."

"Cookie jars are easy. Try breaking into this tough plastic packaging!"

'Guys! Check this out - Reindeer Chow in the satellite dish!'

Fat Cats and Dogs

Maybe substituting chocolate cookies for poker chips wasn't such a good idea.

"How's the diet going?"

'The dietary exchange for this food is 3 days of unrelenting remorse.'

"With these electricity prices we can't afford cooking anymore. Imagine eating sausage-favored popsicles."

'I've coughed up more attractive things than this snack.'