Little Snack Hater Mugs

"Where's a plague of locusts when you need one?"

Super Heroes.

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"Works every time."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'I would kill for a truffle.'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

Greedy child

'Double cheeseburger, large drink, fries, apple pie, chocolate sundae and an antacid, please.'

"I just had a terrifying glimpse into our snack."

Fresh hamsters on a stick.

'Boy! Did I get some bad news today! I found out french fries is a veg'table!'

"My smarthome just sent me a text saying it's a mess, so it doesn't feel like having visitors right now."

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

'The movie started 40 minutes ago.'

The creature from the CHEESE DIP LAGOON!

"Of course at this point, the egg salad went bad in the sandwich machine."

"Cookie jars are easy. Try breaking into this tough plastic packaging!"

"Aw. I thought you said Pizza tonight."

'Guys! Check this out - Reindeer Chow in the satellite dish!'

Maybe substituting chocolate cookies for poker chips wasn't such a good idea.

"How's the diet going?"

'The dietary exchange for this food is 3 days of unrelenting remorse.'

The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual.

"With these electricity prices we can't afford cooking anymore. Imagine eating sausage-favored popsicles."

'I've coughed up more attractive things than this snack.'