Snack Avoiders Mugs

No thank you, I'm allergic to chocolate. It makes me break out in pounds.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Honest Vending

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"Works every time."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Student Food Pyramid

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'I would kill for a truffle.'

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

Sawdust.

'Mom can I have another apple?'

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"You complete me."

"It's a map to the vending machines."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'Because it's there!'

'Then there was the time I walked into this mars bar - I got covered in chocolate!'

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"