Snack Avoiders T-Shirts

No thank you, I'm allergic to chocolate. It makes me break out in pounds.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"Works every time."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Student Food Pyramid

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

Sawdust.

'Mom can I have another apple?'

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"You complete me."

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"It's a map to the vending machines."

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'Because it's there!'

Oysters in June - delicious!

An everything bagel? You call this an everything bagel?