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"I'm not in a breakfast-fixing mood just now."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Non-Power Breakfast

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

"A votre sante!"

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

Munch Master.

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

"Now carefully flip one side of the omelette..."

Cafe society / Nescafe society.

Room service.

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

'Welcome aboard, Peterson. I understand we're going to be working together!'

'Tomorrow morning I would like breakfast in bed.'

'Skip the menu Ramon,i'll just have what he's having,thanks.' / 'Very well sir.'

'If you smiled in the mornings, you'd come up in the ratings, too.'

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."