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'Help! I'm a coeliac get me out of here!'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Garlic Free Zone.

Doughboy Dad

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

Early Morning Roll Call.

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

French bread

'Admit it, dear, you've been keeping sliced bread a secret all these years in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Come dine with me!

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

Toast kidnapper.

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"