Bread Avoider Pillows

'Help! I'm a coeliac get me out of here!'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Garlic Free Zone.

Doughboy Dad

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

Early Morning Roll Call.

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

French bread

Come dine with me!

'Admit it, dear, you've been keeping sliced bread a secret all these years in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

Toast kidnapper.

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."