Reluctant Healthy Eater T-Shirts

"Dr. Garcia says the best thing for me is cutting out all the tasty foods I like so much."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'He's all eyes!'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

New anti-obesity cookbook.

House of Beans - No Smoking.

Updated Oliver Twist: Jamie Oliver Twist

'He refuses to overeat and get plump. Do you think he knows something we don't?'

'Studies show that most boys my age don't like to read. Who am I to tamper with statistics?'

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

War on drugs... war on terror... war on lima beans.

Fast Food Menus

"I want proof that I even need that much iron before I go eating all that spinach."