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'I love broccoli, but not enough to eat it.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Advocado

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Pea

Vegetarian Birthdays.

'Needs more kale.'

Runner Bean...

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

'Not here, Fred.'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

You mixed your DNA with that of a carrot? I've created a giant loud-mouthed left-leaning vegetable. Some would say that's redundant. Very funny. It's worse that that. The carrot doesn't share just my politics … You smell beautiful, like ranch dressing on a spring day. I do like a tall vegetable.

Cheeky boy and putting 'leeks' sign on toilet.

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

Forbidden Vegetable

Free salad bar.

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

Untold Love Stories "Beauty and the Beets". We think you would be more beautiful if you dyed your hair a purplish red.

Artichoking victim

"In my previous life I was arugula."

F&E Produce. I had interesting customers today. First, a beautician checked out the purple potatoes and yellow beets. Ah, a hair stylist inspected the colored roots! That card shark bought some fruit. Two pears, I'll bet! A journalist was searching for an onion alternative. He needs leeks! And labor negotiators requested to increase their usual vegetable order. They asked for a celery hike, eh? I think the customers are the best part of this job. Yeah, you never know who will turnip!

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

Today: Tomato Surprise. Of course the tomato surprise doesn't impress you, sir … You’re not a tomato.

The Perfect Garden.