Reluctant Vegetable Lover T-Shirts

'I love broccoli, but not enough to eat it.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Advocado

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Pea

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'Needs more kale.'

Runner Bean...

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

'Not here, Fred.'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"In my previous life I was arugula."

Free salad bar.

Artichoking victim

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

Cheeky boy and putting 'leeks' sign on toilet.

Forbidden Vegetable

The Perfect Garden.

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.