Vegetable Avoiders T-Shirts

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"I hate vegetables."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Advocado

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

Runner Bean...

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

Artichoking victim

"In my previous life I was arugula."

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

War on drugs... war on terror... war on lima beans.

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

Pickled beets.

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"Is this because I didn’t eat my kale?"

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

"It's not you. It's pea."

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."