Skeptical Healthy Eater T-Shirts

Dress your skeptical healthy eater in style with witty t-shirts that poke fun at their cautious yet health-conscious lifestyle. Perfect for anyone who loves to combine humor with healthy habits.

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An Expert's Guide to What's Good and What's Bad to Eat and Drink.

An Expert's Guide to What's Good and What's Bad to Eat and Drink. mockup

An Expert's Guide to What's Good and What's Bad to Eat and Drink.

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'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!' mockup

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

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Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle mockup

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

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Queen of Quinoa

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"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot." mockup

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

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'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.' mockup

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

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Man Eating Minimalist Meal

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"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables." mockup

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

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'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!' mockup

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

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"I'd rather eat your homework."

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'Excuse me - are you organic?'

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'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.' mockup

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

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'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..' mockup

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

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'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.' mockup

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

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"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward." mockup

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

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'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.' mockup

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

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Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon mockup

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

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'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?' mockup

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

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I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes. mockup

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

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'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.' mockup

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

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"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!" mockup

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

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"What do you have that won't kill me?" mockup

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

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'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.' mockup

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

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Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones. mockup

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

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Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.' mockup

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

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Gullib-Os

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"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..." mockup

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

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'He's all eyes!'

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Vegetables VS Junk Food.

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'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!' mockup

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

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"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?" mockup

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

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'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.' mockup

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

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"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!" mockup

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

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Motivation to Keep Fit.

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All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

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Skeptical Healthy Eater T-Shirts Collection

Skeptical Healthy Eater Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs perfect for your skeptical healthy eater—bring humor to their morning routine with designs that celebrate mindful eating.

Skeptical Healthy Eater Pillows

Find cozy, witty pillows for the skeptical healthy eater—brighten up their space with humor and comfort that celebrates their mindful approach.

Skeptical Healthy Eater Prints

Decorate with humor—browse our prints that honor the cautious, health-minded individual with clever designs and uplifting messages.