Healthy Eating Skeptic T-Shirts

'It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free range scientists.'

"The Diet Special is bacon cheese nachos....served on a bed of lettuce."

"I wouldn't eat my broccoli because I hate broccoli, so the put me here for a hate crime."

The meat's fine,it's just the milk tastes of gherkins.

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"States of tofu"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

But is it organic?

Be Healthy

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Like death by salad.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Studies show foods work miracles!

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

How about going easy on the carbs

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Advocado

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"Steamed vegetables."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.