Healthy Eating Skeptic Pillows

'It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free range scientists.'

"The Diet Special is bacon cheese nachos....served on a bed of lettuce."

"I wouldn't eat my broccoli because I hate broccoli, so the put me here for a hate crime."

The meat's fine,it's just the milk tastes of gherkins.

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"States of tofu"

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

But is it organic?

Be Healthy

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'Like death by salad.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Studies show foods work miracles!

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

How about going easy on the carbs

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

Advocado

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Queen of Quinoa

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal