Healthy Eating Debater Pillows

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

Queen of Quinoa

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

Adam and Eve - Food scares

'It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free range scientists.'

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'

The meat's fine,it's just the milk tastes of gherkins.

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'