Nutrition Debater Pillows

'....I read somewhere that consuming raw flesh could be bad for your health. And given our current state of decomposition, this may not be such a good idea.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

Adam and Eve - Food scares

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

Vaping cigarette

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

'Get back! Get back! Or so help me...I'll eat it!'

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

Quack Medicine

Anti-Vaxxers aren't stupid. They just need to be convinced!

'You need a more balanced diet.'