Nutrition Debater Gifts

'....I read somewhere that consuming raw flesh could be bad for your health. And given our current state of decomposition, this may not be such a good idea.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

Adam and Eve - Food scares

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

Vaping cigarette

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

'You were right, doc. Blood is thicker than water.'

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

Quack Medicine

Anti-Vaxxers aren't stupid. They just need to be convinced!

'You need a more balanced diet.'