Nutrition Debate Enthusiasts Gifts

"Hunter, gatherer, we don't really care, as long as it's healthy."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

Now all meals contain 'Enzymate' for fast digestion.'

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Management would like you to keep in mind that the latest research indicates that everything on our 'Healthy Menu' is now unhealthy."

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

Energy Drinks

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

'Do you want flies with that?'

'Another upsetting discovery from the world of nutrition: New studies indicate that the air itself is fattening...'

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

Studies show some foods work miracles/study says studies are a crock.

The Atkins Diet.

"My doctor said I needed to go on a diet. . . Yes, to a new doctor!"

"Papi, we've decided we want nothing but salads...and hamburgers...for every meal."

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"

I'm starting to think plankton aren't low-carb.

"... and that this ham we're eating has enough sodium to give us high blood pressure. That's what I learned in school today."

'I like the property - but I'm rather worried about the sugar content.'

She's Not Heavy, She's a Heroine

Why we always fail.

Atkins Diet Clinic

"In health news, everything you thought was good for you is now bad for you."

"Hey, you vacation your way and I'll vacation mine."n mine."