Nutrition Debate Enthusiasts Mugs

"Hunter, gatherer, we don't really care, as long as it's healthy."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

Now all meals contain 'Enzymate' for fast digestion.'

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"Management would like you to keep in mind that the latest research indicates that everything on our 'Healthy Menu' is now unhealthy."

'Another upsetting discovery from the world of nutrition: New studies indicate that the air itself is fattening...'

Energy Drinks

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

'Do you want flies with that?'

Studies show some foods work miracles/study says studies are a crock.

The Atkins Diet.

"My doctor said I needed to go on a diet. . . Yes, to a new doctor!"

"Papi, we've decided we want nothing but salads...and hamburgers...for every meal."

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

'I like the property - but I'm rather worried about the sugar content.'

"... and that this ham we're eating has enough sodium to give us high blood pressure. That's what I learned in school today."

"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"

Why we always fail.

Atkins Diet Clinic

"In health news, everything you thought was good for you is now bad for you."

"Hey, you vacation your way and I'll vacation mine."n mine."